RSB

A few weeks back, I asked the fine folks of the RSB twitter world to submit the names of their first bands -- assuming we had some musicians out there with some horrific names.

You did not disappoint.

Like a papa at jr's first National Pig Hollerin' contest, I was glowing with pride!
So, without any more nonsense or hullabaloo, here is the list we compiled:

John Doe and the Nobodies

Universal Guilt

Sacrifice

Domestic Geoffrey

Point South

Fraction of a Penny

6AM

Testimony

Prophecy

The MUF Band

Purple Rose Conductor

Evaporated Pets

Fireproof Pants

Altern8

Eyes Up

Spork

Papata

Crawdad Fettucini

Distortion

Fifth Onyx

Celestial Navigators

Shindig

Letters From April

Zeitgeist

Cousins

Radio Star

TBM - Toxic Basement Meat

Carradine

Zero Hour

Alloy

Shaddai

Daughters of the Son

Master Peace

Mara's prison

Nosferatu-tu

Faux Pas

Mangled Baby Ducks

Abimelech and The Half Sister Wives

Jupiter Jones

Greatest Common Factor

Beacons Ablaze

The Faith Walkers

Worship Hearts

Rebel Son

Critical Aim

Shock-Proof Orange

After Birth

Covered in Dust

Seven Fold Spirit

Remnant

Destiny

Strawdogs

Fishers of Men

99 Sheep

Upward Call

Black Medallion

Sudden Silence

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